— PLAYED 746,531 TIMES

gigapoodle:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

hiddlestonss:

music for rainy days and lazy evenings; [listen] » cover artwork

A list of insults from Old Hollywood actors →

thebarsofhisplight:

Insults compiled from various books, magazines, newspapers and IMDB.com.

  1. Bette Davis on Joan Crawford: “I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.”
  2. Bette Davis on Joan Crawford: “The only male at MGM she hasn’t slept with is Lassie!”
  3. Bette Davis on Joan…

glassshard:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

Shawn, this is for you.

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

spectacledotter:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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this guy is playing skyrim correctly

— PLAYED 1,800,027 TIMES

ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS