my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
He’s a little patriotic hedgehog.
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
I’m really starting to wonder if CEvans was on the good drugs this weekend, because man was he on fire with the aggressive snark.
This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on
THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE
TRASH FULL OF KITTENS
my shower has two temperatures; winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
what a surprise derek is creeping around the school AGAIN
i bet the teachers don’t even care anymore
"didn’t this guy graduate like 10 years ago?"
"yeah but his entire family died in a fire so we just kind of let him stay"